Boozing Bandits
Cedar Waxwing Bombycilla cedrorum Coming in with a blood alcohol content excessively over the legal limit is the Cedar Waxwing (CEDW). Their life goals include consuming as many fruits and berries as possible (frugivores), getting drunk, dancing for sex, gifting potential mates and trying to avoid getting a FUI (flying under the influence). These saucy songbirds have some interesting habits, they’re known for getting “fermented fruit wasted” and falling out of trees by the d